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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you drink Diet Coke after having sex? Because then you'll have TWO aftertastes to get rid of!"

"I come from a mixed race family... My father prefers the 100 metres...and my mother is Pakistani."

"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def leppard"

"So much has been going wrong in the USA You would think it had been built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."

"If she's naming your wedding album on facebook ""wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!"" she's too young for you bro."

"I was going down in a girl and said ""you've got a massive vagina vagina"" She said ""you didn't have to say it twice"" I said "" I didn't didn't"""

"I once slowly roasted a Marshmallow over fire until the Michelin Man gave me some free tires."

"What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play? Soul"

"I'm thinking about opening a veterinary clinic for female dogs with broken legs. Gonna call it ""Bitches Be Trippin"""

"What's a dank memer's favorite letter? 'A' lmao"