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Joke of the Day

"So much has been going wrong in the USA You would think it had been built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."

"How are redditors and nazis similar? They both love gold trains."

"Sex while camping... It's in tents."

"Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend."

"What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk? The dog has cerebral pawlsy."

"Son: ""Mom, Dad, I'm gay."" Mom: *Stares at Dad* Dad: *Clenches fist* Mom: ""Don't!"" Dad: *Sweats Profusely* Mom: ""..."" Dad: ""HI GAY, I'M DAD"" Edit: Yay top of r/jokes, #lifegoals Also formatting"

"This one time in 1993, Brett Favre sent an alpha-numeric representation of his penis to my beeper."

"My thoughts on the recent events by the Reddit Staff [removed]"

"Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film."

"How does a sailor remove a condom? He farts"