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Joke of the Day
"The Simpsons will never run out of money. Homer's always bringing home the D'oh!"
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"so an athlete tries doping for the first time for not getting caught, he runs slow."
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"What do you get for stealing a slut's vegetables? Herpeas."
"How do you kill a hipster? Push them into the mainstream and watch them tumblr"
"What's the difference between a cat and a period? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a period is a pause at the end of a clause."
"What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ? it floats."
"Me: I'm super funny. I mean, how could 13K people be wrong? Husband: There were WAY more people in the Nazi party. Me:................."
"What do you call a pirate's girlfriend? His soulmatey"