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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing? He was striking a happy medium."
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"Why do they say ""break a leg !"" to actors ? If you said ""tear an ACL !"" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot."
"Dark Souls 3 playing dark souls 3 starts.. restarts restarts restarts restarts restarts Alt+F4"
"*rubs lamp* *genie comes out* You get 3 wishes. Just no wishing for more wishes. ""I wish for more genies."" I SAID NO WI- oooh, you're good."
"I don't mind if you tell me about the new diet you're on as long as you give me equal time to talk with you about my favorite doughnuts."
"- grabs leash - grabs phone - takes dog out for walk - pulls out phone - checks Twitter - walks dog to South America"
"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"
"I have a ""Knock Knock"" joke but you have to start it off."
"What is the worst part about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"Friday night is Fred Flintstone sliding down the dinosaur's back."