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Joke of the Day
"bees What kind of scary bees can produce milk? - boo bees"
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"The difference between sexists and misogynists... Sexist: I like my women like I like my jeans - loose in the crotch! Mysogynist: I like my women like I like my jeans - acid washed!"
"What is a vampire's favorite fruit? a Neck-tarine --From a great co-worker"
"Michaelangelo: Yea, sure, I'll paint your ceiling. *To himself* Errybody gon be naked tho."
"What do you do if your daughter starts smoking? Slow down and use lube."
"An unconscious man arrives at a hospital... After a series of x-rays, the radiologist discovered the man had several plastic horses in his anus. The doctors have declared his condition as ""stable."""
"When my mate turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail... When my mate turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail: UB40 A month later, on my 40th, I received a CD in the mail from him: U2"
"Why do toucans only go camping in pairs? So they can bring two canopies."
"I hate it when people on a commercial have more fun in 30 seconds than I'll ever have on my whole life."
"What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months."