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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say to the naked man ""How do you breath through that thing?!"""
Next Joke
"Me: You're supposed to be taking a nap 4-year-old: I am Me: Then why are you standing here? 4-year-old: Me: 4-year-old: This is a dream"
"You may think that a pirate's favorite letter is R But they actually love the C."
"Just found out bears don't hug to be friendly, but because they want to eat you :("
"What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft? A-flat minor."
"This will blow your mind! If you take the pin out of a grenade and put your ear to the hole you can hear the faint sound of the world wide I.Q average increasing."
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge. What's come over you? Oh two cars a large truck and a coach."
"What do you called an unemployed Jamaican? Jah Bless"
"What do Reptiles love to smoke? Mariguana"
"My friend told me I sounded pretentious in my essay I don't get it: I don't think I sound ostentatious."