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Joke of the Day
"Just found out bears don't hug to be friendly, but because they want to eat you :("
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"Currently searching the want ads for a place that will pay a good salary for me to just curl up in a ball and give up."
"*spits out animal cracker* This doesn't even taste like hippo."
"What do Canadians say after a prayer in church? Eh-men"
"Interviewer: Your CV is a flip book of you setting things on fire. Me: Wrong. If you flip the pages the other way I'm putting the fires out."
"I deserve an Oscar for acting like I can see a baby when someone shows me an ultrasound pic"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Bob. Bob who? Bob Jones."
"What would our founding fathers say if they saw the white house today? What the hell are Jefferson's kids doing in the white house?"
"I just used Oxi Clean for the first time, and it's amazing. I'm starting to think Michael Jackson put it in his bath water."
"What do you call a group of killer whales that play instruments? An Orca-stra"