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Joke of the Day
"Does anyone remember Gotye? Now he's just somebody that we used to know"
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"thats one giant leap for mankind, and also a giant leap for puppies. scruffy keep your helmet on"
"What do you call pasta from the hood? Spaghetto"
"Pinocchio in love So Pinocchio says to his father: 'Dad I'm in love!', his dad replies 'That's great, now you want me to carve you some penis?' 'No, better drill me a hole at the back' @_@"
"I shot my first turkey today... ..It sure scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section"
"Made a Jesus joke. Nailed it."
"So I got kicked out of the library the other day... For moving all the women's rights books to the fiction section."
"What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!"
"Why do Firemen have bigger balls than Policemen? Because they sell more tickets."
"I just saw a ""The Flash"" porn parody... ...the movie lasted one second."