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Joke of the Day
"Drinking ink won't kill you, you'll just dye a little inside."
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"I found a carrier bag with an England football shirt that someone had just thrown away, I couldn't believe it... Carrier bags are worth 5p these days!"
"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause."
"""Haha nice"" = i would rather be dead than continue this conversation"
"Breaking: It's snowing where some people live and not snowing where other people live. More about this in 10 minutes on Facebook News."
"What is Mexico's National Sport? Cross-Country"
"FRIEND: what was the best day of ur life WIFE: our wedding day ME (thinking of the time the Coke machine gave me 2 cans instead of 1): same"
"IAN: Just how do fleas jump so high? ME: Your guess is as good as mine I: I reckon they wear tiny tiny Air Jordans M: Ok I take that back"
"Why did the kitchen cross the road? It saw a pikachu across the street."
"Roses are red, Relationships are rare... BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE!"