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Joke of the Day

"I heard it's a good night to see the Perseid meteor shower . . . . . . but I haven't heard how it got dirty."

"Never judge Darth Vader's parenting abilities harshly when we live in a world where Toddlers In Tiaras exists."

"what do you call a crappy sock puppet? sock pooppet"

"[Dirty] Surveys show ... Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."

"There was this group on Facebook called Help the children in Africa who are suffering from the heat'. So I became a fan."

"People keep saying I need to be more assertive Is that okay?"

"A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, ""Where were you between four and six?"" I said, ""Kindergarten."""

"A good old sexiste joke What is the difference between a women driving strawberries? None, both are collect in a field."

"""Waiter!"" shouted the furious diner ""How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!"" ""My apologies"" said the waiter. ""I'll inform the branch manager."""

"What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three hoes."