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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven? a 2nd born."

"I just got back from a boner contest I must admit, the competition was stiff."

"I sent in a list of my top ten puns to the newspaper hoping at least one would be selected for the joke of the day. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"The chicken Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was to chicken."

"My daily horoscope says I just lost all of my decent followers by posting my daily horoscope on Twitter."

"What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet"

"Never try to kill a termite with a napkin. It'll only get bigger."

"I wonder if they sell tumbleweeds on eBay, as it would be cool to have a few following me around the office wherever I go"

"UPS, FedEx, and DHL trucks should play a jingle like ice cream trucks so we know when our packages are coming."

"I wouldn't say I never exercise. Occasionally, my nose runs."