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Joke of the Day
"Never try to kill a termite with a napkin. It'll only get bigger."
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"A guy at work lost his thumb and had to replace it with his big toe. (True Story) Now we ask to get ""your foot off the table"" when he's eating."
"I have to work new years eve. But I'm not upset, after work I have the rest of the year off."
"""All you need is love."" -billionaire musicians"
"This year's presidential election is like 69ing someone... ...no matter who comes out on top, you'll be looking at an asshole."
"I'll always remember my dad's last words on his death bed: 'Son, what are you doing with that pillow?'"
"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline."
"#wordsofwisdom If it says, 'Do not try this at home' - go and visit a friend."
"What cheese is the most religious? Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)"
"Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ? Because he's a man of the nice watch"