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Joke of the Day
"If you send multiple one sentence texts, I will mail a raccoon to your face I'm not kidding."
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"Nobody warned me that my child could possibly develop an attitude similar to mine."
"How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently not 8 because my basement is still dark."
"a tv show where a group of friends just text each other but never hang out"
"A Rabbi, a Canadian, and a New Yorker walk into a bar Just kidding the Rabbi was actually a terrorist and they all died in the explosion!"
"Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."