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Joke of the Day

"My father once gave me ""the talk"" Storks bring white babies. Crows bring black babies. Swallows bring no babies."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... ...those who understand binary and those who don't"

"How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave? They both got their fur low."

"BRENDA: I brought cookies! ME: I guess I can have one, I've been good all week *eats cookie* *eats entire tray of cookies* *eats Brenda too*"

"What happens if Santa lost his balls He doesn t sing jingle bells anymore"

"I like my women like I I like my coffee.. Ground up and in the freezer."

"When's a door not a door? When it's slightly ajar."

"To me, suicide seems selfish. For all I know, someone else might want to kill me"

"A father and son go fishing... Son: Dad, what do we do first? Father: We get this clickbait here and we throw it into the ocean. Son: Then what happens? Father: What happens next will shock you."

"How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but he'll get the Mexicans to do it."