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Joke of the Day
"What brings a Jewish family closer together? The bristles"
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"10 ways on how to deal with Click baiting! Does anyone know them?"
"In 1911: Dracula used to drink virgin girls blood ... In 2012: he died of hunger."
"""You're odd"" she said. ""Not even"" I replied."