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Joke of the Day
"What did Sting get in Amsterdam? A massage in a brothel"
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"Who was the first female commodore? The Commodore Amiga."
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"I wrote a song about a tortilla. well actually, it's more of a wrap"
"Two girls sitting quietly together."