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Joke of the Day

"I eat children for a living You what? I said I feed children Oh haha thought you sa- TO MY MOUTH"

"Did you hear the one about the deaf kid? Neither did he."

"Donuts aren't actually nuts... ...they're legumes."

"Why didn't Edward get on the plane? Cause it was snowed-in."

"Robin Williams was found dead in his house. The police suspect arson, but I doubtfire. Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2dacn8/no/cjnr8i8"

"I miss having Lance Armstrong at the Olympics He was dope."

"How can I face the problem? When my problem is my face!"

"Did you hear about the new skat porno? it's full of shit"

"Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ? It's because there are more geese on that side."

"Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus? Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human."