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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new skat porno? it's full of shit"

"What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up? A Dell."

"Bono is gonna be really pissed off when he finds out he's not Jesus."

"I attended a very touching live demonstration on bukkake. There wasn't a dry eye in the audience."

"What does an assassin do in the waiting room? He kills time. (I'll get the door after my appointment)"

"What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a pool table"

"What is the worst part about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin? The trash gets taken out once a week."

"What do you say to your floating TV at midnight? PUT IT DOWN, NIGGER!"

"What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island? A *free-for-all-you-can-eat.*"