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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !"
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"I want to get one of those LA hats everyone has nowadays When people go to ask me ""hey man, are you from Los Angeles?"" I'll be like ""nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"""
"What did the banana say to the orange? Fruit can't talk"
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre So he gives her one."
"Squad goals: To have a squad"
"How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple except for the rabbit."
"If by ""eat clean"" you mean ""donuts in the shower"", then yes - I eat clean."
"It's hard having a cheesy personality... I get Provolonely."
"What's your favorite rape joke? Here's mine: ______________________________"
"""I left you a voicemail."" You honestly might as well have written it on a post-it and thrown it into the sea."