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Joke of the Day

"*live news report - You survived a fall of thousands of feet... - Yes. - Parachute failed? - Parachute? Haha. No. It was raining centipedes."

"Did you hear about the racist Mexican? He joined the que que que"

"What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset? Your sister's hymen."

"What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen."

"Which bees produce milk? ...The boo-bees!"

"Just tell me when and where and I'll be there 20 minutes late."

"My date asked me if I smoked after sex. I told her ""I dunno, I've never checked."""

"Mom, dad... I'm gay. I didn't know either, someone on the internet told me"

"Rape Hotline I called the rape advice hotline. I didn't realize it was for victims."

"Fox has cancelled American Idol. From Now on, if I want to listen to bad music, I'll have to listen to Pitbull just like everyone else."