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Joke of the Day

"Phil Collins' ""In The Air Tonight"" is the best ever song about a silent but deadly fart."

"What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl? Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common."

"What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !"

"What is not a truck crashing into people? Nice."

"Started as a twitter crush, moved on to twitter boyfriend, now he's my twitter husband. Honeymooning on Google+ so we can be alone."

"I like my women like I like my wine... 12 years old and in the cellar"

"Today my friend got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes"

"women wearing veils at their wedding arent fooling anybody. you invited us to this shit we know its you under there. cut the crap lady"

"If a gym has 75 treadmills, 1 is being used, what do you do? You go home because it's your favorite one being used Math is easy"

"What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon? The 'mons of Venus."