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Joke of the Day

"did u hear about the crow that landed a job? he works in a caw center. he's winging it for now but it might take off"

"I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends."

"THE DOCTOR WITH HIS PATIENT The doctor to the patient: You are very sick' The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion?' The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too...'"

"I can never tell if a mother duck is being dutifully followed by her ducklings or chased by a gang of young duck criminals."

"Did you hear that Rene Descartes accidentally committed suicide? He just wasn't thinking."

"What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause."

"My dick hangs off to the left a bit. I guess you could say that it's a tiny bit cockeyed."

"One day in the Kwik-E-Mart A customer asked ""could you give me two bags, Apu?"" but Apu couldn't give two shits."

"Ross's sister had a fear of wind instruments So Chandler played the drums. He didn't want to Harm Monica."

"Why was the Shire so shocked when Bilbo threw himself and Sam into Mt. Doom? They were the first citizens they ever lost to a Mordor-suicide like that."