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Joke of the Day
"I told a fish joke the other day... It went swimmingly."
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"Did you hear what happened to the latest edition of Mein Kampf? They changed the title to 'The Art of the Deal'"
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"Pros and Cons of Easter Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that's hollow inside. Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you're the same."
"What do you call a joke on drugs? Highlarious"
"Follow your dreams, do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life! Because they're not hiring in that field."
"Q: How do mathematicians scold their children? A: ""If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."""
"According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, ""neighborhood watch"" isn't what I thought it was"
"Me: I just souped up my car Person: What kind of engine did you put in it? *cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one."