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Joke of the Day
"Whats an African dad joke? Hi starving! I'm dad!"
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"""I've been waiting for this my whole life"" I thought as the man pointed the gun at my head and demanded I recite ""Bohemian Rhapsody"""
"Bert and Ernie are at the beach on a hot summer's afternoon... Bert pulls out his cooler and opens it up. ""Do you want some ice cream, Ernie?"" ""Sure Bert."""
"What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common? They only have an erection every 4 years"
"Me and my girlfriend are always sleeping together. I think we both might have a touch of narcolepsy"
"Sorry I can't come to your thing tonight, I'm too busy figuring out an excuse about why I can't come to your thing next week"
"I was going to make a terrific joke about a bank... ..but then I lost interest."
"Cracked me up when I was 5, still cracks me up as an adult. Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers!"
"What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing? Nothing. Dressings don't have arms"
"A breakfast buffet at my funeral so people will be happy. But with soy bacon and chia seed pancakes so they know it's a time to grieve."