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"i don't think i'll ever get the recognition i deserve for being the world's biggest pessimistic narcissist"
"About a year ago I told my friend there's plenty of fish in the sea. Last I heard he is still sitting there holding his rod."
"My wife went to the East Indies for her holidays. Jakarta? No, she went by plane."
"How does Anakin Skywalker get around the Death Star? He takes the elevader. *Sith floor, please.*"
"Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys."
"A bird in hand may be worth two in a bush, but a nut in a bush is worth two in a hand."
"Cats that run under your legs display the same genius as someone walking into traffic."
"Just stirred my coffee with a fork if any of you guys are looking for a new bad boy to join your crew."
"So I got a phone call from the post office today... ...complaining that my dog is attacking a postman on a bike. But I told them ""It can't be my dog... he doesn't even know how to ride a bike""."