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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with no shin Toe knee"

"My daughter called me ""lame."" Let's see how ""lame"" she thinks I am when I pick her and her friends up from the movies in a BOAT"

"Always wanted to call people who don't like astronomy ""Galactos Intolerant"""

"If you play connect-the-dots with the stains on my shirt, it reveals a picture of a grown man who needs to use a bib."

"The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"" said Jose, age 6."

"What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common? 100% chance of snow"

"Q: How does the queen bee get around her hive? A: She's throne."

"What's a flamboyantly gay horse's favorite food?! Likely a mixture of things like grains, seeds, and beet pulp."

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."

"I was on the treadmill for 20 minutes this morning. Tomorrow I might even turn it on, but let's not rush into things."