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Joke of the Day

"Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. ""Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?"" ""Yes!"" ""For the whole basketball team?"""

"Waiter: Ready to order? Me: Yes, what goes well with an overbearing sis-in-law with delusions of grandeur? W: ... M: ... W: ... M: Whiskey."

"I'm no scientist, but if that ebola virus is communicable, that means WE CAN TALK TO IT."

"Studies say people with high IQ are lazy. Of course I didn't read the entire article."

"I just saw the movie 50 Shades of gray You could say it had a huge climax."

"Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble."

"To neigh or not to neigh... That is equestrian."

"What's a pirate's favorite programming language? You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C."

"why did Star Wars episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Yoda was In charge of scheduling"

"dead baby jokes Q. whats more fun than spinning a dead baby around at 50mph? A. stopping it with a shovel."