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Joke of the Day

"Whenever people say ""don't judge me"" I like to imagine them in the weird wigs British judges wear. *whispers* Judged you."

"What is a good opening bridge bid for the Presidential Election? One no-Trump. Literally a Dad joke. From my literal Dad."

"What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling? He likes it dirty."

"How did the gay wizard dissappear? He went with a poof!"

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 13 million illegal aliens? Juan by Juan"

"I entered ten puns into a pun contest. Guess how many won? No pun in ten did. /:"

"Hey, dude who's still lighting fireworks at midnight, nobody would notice a couple of gunshots right now."

"Student loans: because you should know what it's like to be one of the poor people you're always going on about"

"Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com? Yes I found it very absorbing."

"I hate being that creepy guy outside your window, but damn girl it's 7:30 already. You're gonna be late for work."