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Joke of the Day
"Being a child is like being drunk. Everybody remembers what you did exept you."
Next Joke
"Airline just told my GF she has too much baggage & they've only known her a couple of minutes."
"I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say ""hey, that one over there is shaped like an alcoholic""."
"What goes in dry and hard, but comes out, wet and soft? Chewing gum"
"In honor of Earth Day I'm going to forage for my own food. Does anyone know what a Dorito plant looks like?"
"I hate when people don't finish jokes"
"Johnny Depp dresses like a human dreamcatcher."
"I'm gonna steal a bunch of Jesus fish off minivans and then put them back three days later."
"I'm having a party for men with erectile dysfunction If you can't come let me know."
"KILLER PJ for Indians! James Bond was travelling in an Autorickshaw Driver - Rs.7.50 hue Sahab .. Bond - Yeh lo 5 rupaye .. Driver - Lekin baki ke 2.50 ?! Bond - "" DHAI ANOTHER DAY "" :D :D"