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Joke of the Day

"It takes balls to be a man."

"When people post statuses like ""Don't text or call me! Bad mood!"" Um, no one was ever going text/call you in the first place. Just saying'"

"Can Neon form a chemical bond with Indium? NeIn."

"When life gives you chlamydia, make lemon chlamydia?"

"Life is like a Penis It's simple, relaxed and hanging free most of the time. It's women who make it hard."

"69ER'S GET SACKED Q: Why is 88 better than 69? A: Because you get ate twice."

"My doctor's just told me I am suffering from paranoia Well, he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what he was thinking"

"What two things do black people and flappy birds have in common? They both have massive lips and you can't buy them anymore!"

"Today I lost my virginity for a dollar I wish I didn't bend down to pick it up."

"I tried to buy a Christmas tree to put in my shed. I couldn't find one anywhere. They were all non - shed."