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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!"
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"I like my women like I like my whisky. 12 years old and mixed up with coke."
"#NoMore All of these NoMore commercials make me want to punch my wife"
"How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes? He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!"
"Penny for the Ruble...oh wait never mind!"
"I just filled up my gas tank and went to a movie and bought a large soda and popcorn, I spent roughly 7000 dollars."
"Doctor asks a patient... Do you use drugs or alcohol? Patient: Nope, but I vape. Doctor: So a no for sexual activity?"
"How many pretty girls are there at a monastery? Nun."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."
"[job interview] What are your strengths? Me: inventing special occasions. Is that even a *I interrupt him with a happy cereal day song*"