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Joke of the Day
"What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis? Ricesis"
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"Boss: You're not fired but we're taking away all your responsibilities. Me: Cool, a promotion! Boss: No-- Me: Sounds like a promotion to me."
"A Jewish kid asks his father for twenty dollars. His father replied, ""ten dollars, what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's one cent."""
"What's the best way for a prostitute to advertise? Word of mouth."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 ganged up with 10 and killed 8 and 9"
"Jeopardy Contestant: Saturday night for $400 Alex: This when the song Tennessee Whiskey is playing in the background Contestant: What is Jacking Daniels?"
"What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand? A leprachaun's undivided attention."
"I gave all my batteries away free of charge."
"How many ears does Spock have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear."
"Cemetery I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a guy behind a gravestone. I said ""Morning."" He replied, ""No, just taking a shit."""