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Joke of the Day

"How many ears does Spock have? Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear."

"Why Russians never drive stick shift? They really hate Stalin"

"Why do natives hate snow? Cause its white and its on their land."

"Did you hear about Han's new band? It's not as good as his solo stuff."

"What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs? Boom-shackle-lacquer!"

"How did you know that the janitors were dating? They were caught sweeping together."

"Some people like cats and some people don't. Apparently the Pope's a cataholic."

"My girlfriend says I treat her like an object. I don't know why it keeps saying that."

"Did you hear about the man who got sick at the airport? It was a terminal illness."

"Return policy: ""If for any reason you are not satisfied..."" Ok, I'm not satisfied because dwarves and rockets."