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Joke of the Day

"Jeopardy Contestant: Saturday night for $400 Alex: This when the song Tennessee Whiskey is playing in the background Contestant: What is Jacking Daniels?"

"Today I saw a girl wearing camouflage pants. They didn't show her ass very well."

"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."

"A sarcastic thumbs-up is a good substitute for the middle finger."

"I was thrown out of my cloning exam for copying the kid next to me."

"After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success."

"Why can't the dutch fly? Because they netherland."

"What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day? I want to know her secret"

"Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike."

"If Trump becomes president... Orange will really be the new black"