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Joke of the Day
"Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy? Takes longer to pick up."
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"I just explained Google to my Granny. ""Pick anything to search for"" I told her. ""What about a nice cream pie?"" She asked. ""Except that."" I replied."
"What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm? One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs."
"What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono? .....about 40 years."
"Three statisticians are hunting when they see a rabbit. The first one shoots and misses him on the left. The second shoots and misses him on the right. The third one shouts, ""We've hit it!"""
"What do you call a cow masturbating in an open field? Beef-Stroke-Anoff"
"Old friend: Wow! When the hell did you grow a beard? Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time."
"[at interview] Interviewer: tell me a little about yourself. Me: I'd rather not. I kinda want this job."
"Why did the fishermen buy a new pole? Just for the halibut."
"What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes? White Vans"