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Joke of the Day
"What is feared by jailbirds and splits light into different colors? Prism rape."
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"Someone should tell Pam at work that no one wants to hear how cool her boyfriend is unless she's dating a helicopter."
"How do we know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it had been invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush."
"How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car? One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was."
"Blasphemous jokes http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/ubv1y/whats_the_best_religious_or_antireligious_joke/ Yes, it is in /r/atheism, but there are some really good ones in there"
"i'm the girl your mom warned you about... long nails, big eyes, purple tongue, green skin. i'm reptar. i'm reptar from rugrats."
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"Facebook tells me today is ""National Winnie the Pooh Day"" ... I hope they're ok with me just wearing a red t-shirt & no pants to the office"
"What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!"
"what did little billy get when he stumbled upon r/twoxchromosome? Cancer."