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Joke of the Day

"What if the missing plane is still up there? ""What?"" Did you check the sky? ""No."" See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin."

"What has two legs and is covered in blood? Half a dog."

"It's so sad... that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs"

"What's it called when a man cums inside a woman when in Massachusetts? Boston Cream Pie"

"On the bright side, every moment Bieber spends Tweeting is a moment he isn't spending recording or performing music."

"After all that shit, I can't believe they are finally back together. My ass cheeks"

"""What should we name them?"" Grapes ""And what about these?"" Grapefruits ""I see. So one is a larger version of another?"" Not at all ""Perfect"""

"imagine your whole skeleton slid out your butt. thats your future according to these tarot cards"

"So my friend called me last night to tell me about how his Swedish car broke down But I told him I didn't have time for his Saab stories"

"How do you recycle a condom? NSFW Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."