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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when a man cums inside a woman when in Massachusetts? Boston Cream Pie"
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"What's Pamela Andersons favorite soda? Hepsi!"
"What does an Internet frog say? Reddit Reddit"
"The reason cats are so pissy is they're God's perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them"
"I wrote on my stereo in marker that this is the loudest stereo of all time. I was stereotyping"
"*overeats sugar* *gets diabetes* *gets limbs amputated* *can finally smile authentically in pics now that not worried what to do with hands*"
"Friend: ""This is the year I'm going to marry my best friend."" Me: ""This is the year I'm going to train my dog to come when I call him."""
"What did the liberal say to the chicken? Nothing. He's dead. He was shot and killed in a home invasion and did not have any guns to defend himself. Sarah Palin 2016"
"So these two blind men tried to start a glasses business, but they were always arguing... ...guess they couldn't see each others vision."
"What do you call it when Shatner takes a shit? Tek War"