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Joke of the Day
"A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone."
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"Pavlov is sitting in a bar when a phone rings. He jumps of his chair and yells - ""Damn, I forgot to feed the dogs"""
"Man next to to me just said into his phone ""You caught me in the middle of a sandwich."" He's lying. He is not in a sandwich."
"What do you get when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!"
"The best way to tell if a movie character is depressed is if there are a bunch of open chinese food containers sitting around"
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"If I could set people on fire with a single stare, a lot of innocents would die. ""Sorry sir, we are closed."" FIRE! ""Good morning."" FIRE!"
"Why did Kennedy throw his head back? He was taking a shot."
"My gardener is completely incompetent He keeps soiling himself"