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Joke of the Day
"What rating did Moody's give to the sheep? BAAA"
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"Adrian Peterson regrets leaving marks on his son after the spanking... ... and that's the bottom line."
"thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 min before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon"
"Son: I'm going to transform into an island off the coast of Italy! Mother: Don't be Sicily!"
"I hate people with club feet... I'm lack toes intolerant."
"T-REX: So you going to Tim's surprise party? TIM TRICERATOPS (behind them): My what? RAPTOR: More like Tyrannosaurus Wrecks EVERYTHING"
"For The Musicians: What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull? On a bull, the horns are at the front, and the ass hole is at the back."
"If a guy says you're hot, he's looking at your body. If he says you're pretty, he's looking at your face... If he says you're fabulous, he's looking at your brother"
"An Irishman and his bean soup Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty."
"What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress? The size of the tip."