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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? One of them has hope in her soul."

"All i'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first."

"I was going to tell this gay joke... ...but fuck it..."

"A Bartender Says, ""We Don't Serve Time Travelers"" A time traveler enters the bar."

"A 90 year old man used to tell me this same joke every time I saw him. I went to the Dr. today. He said he needed blood, semen, and fecal samples....So I gave him my underwear and walked out."

"Why are rapists terrible at academics? BECAUSE THEY THINK WITH THE WRONG HEAD!"

"the similarities between a wife and a grenade if you pull the ring off, the house is gone"

"I had a dream where children were allowed to pick their parents, and I woke up thinking ""This is not The Gates' residence."""

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with your mom."

"Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience."