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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? One of them has hope in her soul."

"SCARY STORY! Once upon a time there was a little boy. He saw something strange, and, thinking about what he saw, he folded his arms... INTO PAPER AIRPLANES!"

"My math teacher called me average. How mean."

"Why is Thors bother so secretive? Because he tries to keep things Loki..."

"Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween? She identified as pump-kin."

"At 14 I asked my dad about a tattoo. He said ok as long as I got it someplace that doesn't matter. So I got it in Detroit."

"Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""can I get you a drink"" to which Descartes replies, ""I think not"" and *poof* Descartes disappears."

"Horton hears a who Horton hears a what Horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady Horton is listening to Eminem"

"Why did the football coach go to Aldi? To get his quarter back!"

"I'm watching so many cute animals videos I think I'm developing aww-tism."