200421

Joke of the Day

"Horton hears a who Horton hears a what Horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady Horton is listening to Eminem"

"Helen Keller walked into a bar Then a table, and a wall."

"I'm a die hard Bruce Willis fan."

"I feel like something is missing from my life and I don't know if it's a person, a puppy, or just a burrito."

"What's the most commonly misspelt blood group? Type-O"

"A friend wanted ""cold hard cash"" for his birthday So I gave him a $20 bill inside of a chunk of ice."

"If you get nervous at a nude beach, just imagine everyone in their underwear."

"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it. Thank you TheAustr0naut"

"I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now I'm worried about my vagina."

"What's the difference between an apple? A bike because a vest has no sleeves."