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Joke of the Day

"Horton hears a who Horton hears a what Horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady Horton is listening to Eminem"

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"Dear Boyz II Men, please change your name to Men II Old Men."
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"I'm tired.... I hear there is a nap for that."