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Joke of the Day

"GOD: I've created donuts ANGEL: ooh they're yummy but why the hole? GOD: ANGEL: GOD: ANGEL: because they are holy GOD: because they are holy"

"That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again."

"Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident."

"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, Crisp and Even"

"Wanna know why everyone is a pizza delivery guy? Because if you pick up pizza, you're delivering it to yourself !! edit: RIP inbox!!!!"

"The cucumbers are taking over my garden and trying to starve all the other vegetables out. It's a war of nutrition."

"Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl? Because the pee is silent."

"Judge: You're sentenced to death. You'll be hung. Wife from the back: HE'S ALREADY HUNG. Me: Your Honor uncuff me so I can high five my wife"

"Do you know ... Do you know what girls say to guys with big dicks....... **I do...**"

"Did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid? Well I hear he's back in town. Source: The Amazing Jeffery"