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Joke of the Day

"If this song were a fish, it'd be a Tuuunna Fish Back me up here guys...I don't think this is a funny joke, but the person who said it is so sure it's hilarious"

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"My girlfriend and I watched the Star Wars movies back to back last night; I'm so glad I was the one facing the TV. (Huehuehue ... but seriously, she would just be on her damn phone haha)"
"Where does the time go?"
"Add a word to ruin a movie: - Batman Begins College - The Longest Yard Sale - Charlottes Web Cam."
"Algebra,trignometry, and calculus are responsible for more doctors than the actual love for the profession."
"Atheists are Popeless romantics."
"I tried convincing my melon-loving girlfriend to run away with me. But she told me she Cantaloupe."
"I dig, She digs, He digs, They dig, We all dig.... Its a beautiful poem....very deep."
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today... ...It is already tomorrow in Australia."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob"