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Joke of the Day
"Danger is my middle name. nnFirst name: AvoidsnLast name: Completely"
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"What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running . . . JK! Rolling"
"How do you have nasal sex? Fuck knows"
"Christians will make a big deal about a cross But do you think Jesus is attached to it?"
"*At a clothing store* Worker: Do you need any help sir? Me: *Mixes ""No, I'm good"" & ""No, I'm just looking""* Me:""No, I'm just good looking"""
"I was at a restaurant when I noticed my waitress had a black eye... So I ordered really slowly, because she obviously doesn't listen well."
"Clocks Joke Grandfather clocks have this weird love/hate relationship with insects in that termites are bad, but they're supposed to tick."
"Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!"
"Why do ecologists like lepers? Because they're biodegradable!"
"Told my mum someone had been shot and she asked with what? I wanted to reply 'with a cutlass' but I want her to pay for masters..."