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Joke of the Day
"Why do ecologists like lepers? Because they're biodegradable!"
Next Joke
"Why did the lemon turn green? Because he had lime disease"
"Let's change things up a bit. I thought I found a quarter inside one of my shoes. That would have been strange enough on its own, but it turned out to be a nickel, which made even less cents."
"I accidently opened the fitness app and my phone immediately called to report itself stolen."
"If you're not supposed to drink shampoo why do they make it in such pretty colors?"
"Shouting, ""You're all pathetic idiots!"" to freedom of speech protesters... Soon changes their tone."
"What is the sexiest pair of lingerie? Your mother's thigh highs and a Freudian slip."
"Why Did Princess Diana Cross The Street? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day."
"Please write my tombstone in Comic Sans font."