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Joke of the Day
"Why did the farmer name his pig Ink? Because he kept running out of the pen."
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"A Maid Knocks On Her Master's Door Her master is busy talking on the phone She asks, ""Sir would you like some juice?"" He Replies ""Give Me A Minute Maid"""
"I'm creeped out by the Hamburger Helper glove. ""Hi, I'm a dismembered hand here to help out with dinner."" No thanks."
"What did the fat math teacher say after a large Thanksgiving dinner? (-1)/8! Edit: I clearly don't know how to math."
"Oh is it really raining outside? Please post a status update for all of us with no windows."
"What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in? A pan, duh!"
"I met my girlfriends dad last weekend, he told me ""Anything you do to my daughter ill do to you on my front lawn!"" I said ""I suppose you'll be buying me dinner on your front lawn?"""
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeves"
"What's long and black and dangerous to cut into? The KFC Drive-thru line."
"How do you prevent a canoe from tipping? Paint it black."