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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils? A whisk taker."

"What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? Better reflexes."

"My high school bully just made my McDouble, so I guess I won; but then again I am eating at McDonald's so I guess it's a tie."

"Oh please! Merkel: ""Alexis, I don't think you Greeks understand the seriousness of your debt situation..."" Tsipras: ""Oh please....you really should give us a bit more credit."""

"Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes? She was running out of things to read."

"I saw my local theatre advertising a night of XXX Roman plays... I thought ""ooo, sounds sexy,"" so I went along, but was disappointed. It turned out to just be thirty plays."

"Some people only gets called by their nicknames. Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name."

"TIFU by exclusively using Linkin Park lyrics as replies at work and end up getting a warning letter from HR... But in the end. It doesn't even matter."

"I met my grandmother in Mexico She looked familia."

"What do you call a blowjob from a homeless person ? A Bummer"