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Joke of the Day
"I'm a lot like an iPhone 4. Girls always leave me in bars and my face is busted"
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"I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy."
"What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible? Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus."
"How do you know if you are at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit."
"What would Kim Jong Un call his children? His young'uns"
"If you skip church on Sundays.. You're pulling a Christian Bale."
"If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year."
"The more time you spend with your lover, the more you become like them. That explains why I'm so childish."
"E....I...O...U...Y....A ugh, vowel movement. Sorry"
"A bad builder blames his fools *Tools Fucking keyboard"