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Joke of the Day
"What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible? Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus."
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"When I see stars I think of you Because you're only beautiful from a distance"
"The most frustrating thing I've ever tried to do was throw away a trash can."
"So I ordered some General Pao chicken They gave me a bowl of false promises."
"If a man was born in England raised in America and died in Spain what does that make him? Dead."
"I thought chiropractors were a waste of money But I stand corrected."
"The Madame opened up a new sporting-house with an eye to cutting costs. She had all the rooms on one story to cut out the fuckin' overhead."
"""where did all ur money go?"" I'm either wearing it or i ate it"
"Did you hear about the war on diarrhea? It started out as a smear campaign, but ended up being a real shitshow."
"""How can this idiot possibly be elected as president?"" Says a nation that hasn't gotten over the death of a gorilla in 6 months."